actually isn't this exactly the right time to call 911...before you kill some innocent family by being an idiot and driving while loaded? You gotta love the really stupid criminals....
Quite recently a woman in Wisconsin did the same thing. Called 911 to report herself as a drunk driver. I've heard the recording. The woman says there's a drunk driver. The dispatcher asks "Are you following them?" The woman replies "I am them." For real!
You know you're drunk when you see the "Report Drunk Drivers Call 911" sign, and obey it at the expense of yourself...